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Jessica Sample wrote:
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>>This morning when the Lord opened a window to Heaven,

Clearly, the Lord operates a top-of-the-line confocal. Let's hope S/He
does not use Windows which crasheth multitudinously :-)

> he saw me,

Uh-oh, we are all on a microscope slide, as many have long suspected.

>>and he asked:
>>My child, what is your greatest wish for today? I responded:
>>"Lord please, take care of the person who is reading this message,
>>their family and their special friends.  They deserve it and I love
>>them very much".

Actually I said "please reduce all this nonspecific fluorescence, for
verily it is a hindrance".  But the Lord said "hard cheese, dude."

> The love of God is like the ocean, you can see its
>>beginnings but not its end.

Need better resolution.

> This message works on the day you receive it.
>>To some it may sound dumb, but the person who sent this to me was
>>impressed with the time. Let us see if it is true.  ANGELS EXIST, but
>>some times, Since they don't all have wings we call them FRIENDS, SUCH AS
> YOU.
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>>Pass this on to your true friends.  SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
>>TODAY AT 11:11 IN THE EVENING.  SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING TO
> HEAR.

Cool, I sent it to lots of friends.  Now, at 11:11 I should hear the
good news about that grant...

>>THIS IS NOT A JOKE, SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU BY PHONE OR WILL SPEAK TO YOU
>>ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU WERE WAITING TO HE! AR.  SEND THIS TO A
>>MINIMUM OF
>>7 PEOPLE.

OH NOOOO!, The Lord is either a telemarketer or a spammer!


HE! ARRrrrrrr.

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//sorry, couldn't resist.