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----- Original Message -----
From: "Ed Pudol" <[log in to unmask]>
To: <[log in to unmask]>
Sent: Sunday, September 16, 2001 2:40 AM
Subject: BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS IN A YEAR


> Dear Friend & Future Millionaire:
>
> AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
>
> Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months
> from your home for an investment of only $25 U.S.
> Dollars expense one time
>
> THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
> ==================================================
>
> BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!
> Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following.
> This is the letter you have been hearing about on the
> news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on
> the Internet, a national weekly news program recently
> devoted an entire show to the investigation of this
> program described below, to see if it really can make
> people money. The show also investigated whether or
> not the program was legal.
>
> Their findings proved once and for all that there are'
> 'absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation in
> the program and if people can follow the simple
> instructions, they are bound to make some megabucks
> with only $25 out of pocket cost''. DUE TO THE RECENT
> INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS
> ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.
>
> This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this
> profitable opportunity. I was approached many times
> before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I
> finally joined just to see what one could expect in
> return for the minimal effort and money required. To
> my astonishment, I received total $ 610,470.00 in 21
> weeks, with money still coming in''. Pam Hedland, Fort
> Lee, New Jersey.
>
> ==========================================================
>
>
> Here is another testimonial:  '' This program has been
> around for a long time but I never believed in it. But
> one day when I received this again in the mail I
> decided to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple
> instructions and walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money
> started to come in. First month I only made $240.00
> but the next 2 months after that I made a total of
> $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by
> re-entering the program, I have made over $710,000.00
> and I am playing it again. The key to success in this
> program is to follow the simple steps and NOT change
> anything.''
>
> More testimonials later but first,
> ===== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE
> ========
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
>
> If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to
> 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the
> following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN !!!
>
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
>
> FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL
> DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS:
>
> =====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below =====
>
>
> For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF
> THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to
> the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the
> report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR
> ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
>
>
> === When you place your order, make sure you order
> each of the 5 reports. You will need all 5 reports so
> that you can save them on your computer and resell
> them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5=$25.00.
>
> Within a few days you will receive, vie e-mail, each
> of the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals.
> Save them on your computer so they will be accessible
> for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will
> order them from you. Also make a floppy of these
> reports and keep it on your desk in case something
> happens to your computer.
>
> IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who
> are listed next to each report, or their sequence on
> the list, in any way other than what is instructed
> below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will lose out
> on majority of your profits. Once you understand the
> way this works, you will also see how it does not work
> if you change it. Remember, this method has been
> tested, and if you alter it, it will NOT work !!!
> People have tried to put their friends/relatives names
> on all five thinking they could get all the money. But
> it does not work this way. Believe us, we all have
> tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do
> Not  try to change anything other than what is
> instructed. Because if you do, it  will not work for
> you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
>
> 1.... After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this
> advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the
> person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through
> the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
> 2.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO
> REPORT # 5.
> 3.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO
> REPORT # 4.
> 4.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down
> TOREPORT # 3.
> 5.... Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down
> TOREPORT # 2
> 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT #
> 1Position.
> PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address
> ACCURATELY!
>
> =============================================================
>
> **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list
> of names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE
> ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just in
> case if you lose any data. To assist you with
> marketing your business on the internet, the 5 reports
> you purchase will provide you with invaluable
> marketing information which includes how to send bulk
> e-mails legally, where to find thousands of free
> classified ads and much more. There are 2 Primary
> methods to get this venture going:
>
> METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
> =============================================================
>
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see
> how it goes, and we will assume You and those involved
> send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume
> that the mailing receive only a 0.2%response (the
> response could be much better but lets just say it is
> only0.2%. Also many people will send out hundreds of
> thousands of e-mails instead of only 5,000 each).
> Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000
> e-mails.
>
> With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for
> report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending out
> 5,000  e-mails each for a total of 50,000. Out of
> those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders.
> That's= to 100 people responded and ordered Report #
> 2.
> Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a
> total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is
> 1000 orders for Report #3.
>
> Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a
> total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response
> to that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.
>
> Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a
> total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails.
> The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for Report
> # 5 THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00
> (half million).
>
> Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50
> +2..... $500 + 3..... $5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5.....
> $500,000 ........Grand Total=$555,550.00
>
> NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE
> OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU
> CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY !
> =============================================================
>
> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDER
> OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment
> what would happen if everyone or half or even one 4th
> of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or more?
> There are over 150 million people on the Internet
> worldwide and counting. Believe me, many people will
> do just that, and more!
>
> METHOD # 2 :  BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
> =============================================================
>
> Advertising on the net is very  inexpensive and there
> are hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a
> lot of free ads on the Internet will easily get a
> larger response. We strongly suggest you start with
> Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you go along. For
> every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them
> the Report they ordered. That's it. Always provide
> same day  service on all orders.
>
> This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out with
> your name and address on it, will be prompt because
> they can not advertise until they receive the report.
>
> ==================AVAILABLE REPORTS
> =========================
>
> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes:
> Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.
> Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed
> by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper or
> aluminum foil.  Don't forget to register your mail.
> On one of those sheets of paper,  Write the NUMBER &
> the NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL
> ADDRESS and your name and postal address.
>
> PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW
>
> REPORT
> REPORT # 1:  The Insider's Guide to Advertising for
> Free on the Net
> Order Report #1 from:
>
> Ed. Pudol
> 239 Cadena de Amor Street
> DFS, Balanga City, Bataan 2100
> Philippines
>
>
> REPORT # 2: "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk
> e-mail on the Net"
> Order Report # 2 from:
>
> L. Filatov
> 18 Bridgeport Drive
> Durham, NC 27713
> USA
> _______________________________________________________________________
> REPORT # 3: "Secret to Multilevel Marketing on the
> Net"
> Order Report # 3 from :
>
> S. Williams
> 1025 River Rd.
> Modesto, CA 95351
> USA
> ________________________________________________________________________
> REPORT # 4: "How to Become a Millionaire Utilizing MLM
> & the Net"
> Order Report # 4 from:
>
> S. Gabriel
> P.O Box 818
> Vallejo, CA 94590
> USA
> _______________________________________________________________
> REPORT #5: "How to Send Out 0ne Million e-mails for
> Free"
> Order Report # 5 from:
>
> S. Santos
> 32 Cross Street
> San Francisco, CA 94112
> USA
>
> =============================================================
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
>
> === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for
> Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails
> until you do.
>
> === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks
> after that you should receive 100 orders or more for
> REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue advertising or
> sending e-mails until you do.
>
> === Once you have received 100 or more orders for
> Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is
> already working for you, and the cash will continue to
> roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time
> your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in
> front of a Different report.
>
> You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which
> report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO
> GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND
> START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT to
> the income you can generate from this  business !!!
>
> =============================================================
>
> FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS
> PROGRAM: You have just received information that can
> give you financial freedom for the rest of your life,
> with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can
> make more money in the next few weeks and months than
> you have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS
> INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works
> exceedingly well as it is now.
>
> Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report
> after you have put your name and address in Report #1
> and moved others to #2...........# 5 as instructed
> above. One of the people you send this to may send out
> 100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on every
> one of them. Remember though, the more you send out
> the more potential customers you will reach. So my
> friend, I have given you the ideas, information,
> materials and opportunity to become financially
> independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
>
> ======================== MORE
> TESTIMONIALS===================
> " My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in
> Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S.
> Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I
> received this program I grumbled to Jody about
> receiving ''junkmail''. I made fun of the whole thing,
> spouting my knowledge of the population and
> percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work.
> Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few
> days later she jumped in with both feet. I made
> merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I
> told you so'' on her when the thing didn't work. Well,
> the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received
> 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received
> total $ 147,200.00......all cash! I was shocked. I
> have joined Jody in her ''hobby''.
> Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
> =============================================================
>
> '' Not being the gambling type, it took me several
> weeks to make up my mind to participate in this plan.
> But conservative that I am, I decided that the initial
> investment was so little that there was just no way
> that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my
> money back''. '' I was surprised when I found my
> medium size post office box crammed with orders. I
> made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing
> about this deal is that it does not matter where
> people live. There simply isn't a better investment
> with a faster return and so big''.
> Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
> =============================================================
>
> '' I had received this program before. I deleted it,
> but later I wondered if I should have given it a try.
> Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get another
> copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by
> someone else.........11 months passed then it luckily
> came again...... I did not delete this one! I made
> more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money
> came within 22 weeks''.
> Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
>
> =============================================================
>
> '' It really is a great opportunity to make relatively
> easy money with little cost to you. I followed the
> simple instructions carefully and within 10 days the
> money started to come in. My first month I made  $ 20,
> 560.00 and by the end of  third month my total cash
> count was $ 362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to
> internet''.
> Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
>
> =============================================================
>
> ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD
> TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !
> =============================================================
>
> If you have any questions of the legality of this
> program, contact the Office of Associate Director for
> Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, Bureau
> of Consumer Protection, Washington,D.C.
>
> If you are using other currency, you can buy $5 bill
> from any bank or money changer in your area
>
>
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